1 00:00:04,491 --> 00:00:06,744 (liquid dripping intermittently) 2 00:00:12,166 --> 00:00:14,125 - Danny? - DANNY: What? 3 00:00:14,126 --> 00:00:15,668 What are you doing? 4 00:00:15,669 --> 00:00:17,295 I'm cooking salmon. What do you think I'm doing? 5 00:00:17,296 --> 00:00:19,547 - I'm taking a leak. - Are you sure? 6 00:00:19,548 --> 00:00:22,050 - Go away. - Do you need to see a doctor? 7 00:00:22,051 --> 00:00:25,470 No! It's just... it's slower than it used to be. 8 00:00:25,471 --> 00:00:26,804 It sounds like some kind of blockage. 9 00:00:26,805 --> 00:00:29,475 - Well, stop listening. - (sighs) 10 00:00:30,476 --> 00:00:32,728 - (liquid drips) - God. 11 00:00:34,605 --> 00:00:36,064 DANNY: You still there? 12 00:00:36,065 --> 00:00:37,065 (liquid drips) 13 00:00:37,066 --> 00:00:39,360 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,869 Oh. Yikes. 15 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,497 (water splashes) 16 00:00:53,082 --> 00:00:54,458 Whoa. 17 00:00:55,542 --> 00:00:57,293 - Come here. Just come here. - What? 18 00:00:57,294 --> 00:00:58,754 - Look at her. - (sighs) 19 00:01:03,509 --> 00:01:04,967 Why do I got to see that? 20 00:01:04,968 --> 00:01:07,262 SANDRA: What, she can't enjoy the backyard? 21 00:01:08,138 --> 00:01:10,348 - I'm gonna say no. - Don't be an idiot. 22 00:01:10,349 --> 00:01:12,016 Look, so long as we're on the subject, 23 00:01:12,017 --> 00:01:13,518 it's been six months. 24 00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:15,645 When is Wilma Flintstone gonna go back to Bedrock? 25 00:01:15,646 --> 00:01:17,730 She's my mother. This is my home. 26 00:01:17,731 --> 00:01:19,607 She's welcome as long as she wants. 27 00:01:19,608 --> 00:01:22,652 - So I don't get a vote? - Yeah, you get a vote. 28 00:01:22,653 --> 00:01:24,947 Go ahead. Vote. 29 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,203 - Have a nice day. - Oh. 30 00:01:32,246 --> 00:01:34,205 Oh. I've been holding off on this 31 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:36,708 until we were on solid ground, but I got to ask about 32 00:01:36,709 --> 00:01:38,251 the half a million dollars you took 33 00:01:38,252 --> 00:01:39,585 during our brief separation. 34 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:42,213 - Careful. - Just hear me out. 35 00:01:42,214 --> 00:01:44,632 Just thinking, now that we've reconciled, 36 00:01:44,633 --> 00:01:47,343 perhaps that money could make its way 37 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:49,220 back into the, uh, community pool? 38 00:01:49,221 --> 00:01:51,180 - Nah. - Babe, 39 00:01:51,181 --> 00:01:53,850 that amount of cash is clumsy. 40 00:01:53,851 --> 00:01:55,893 You got to be able to hide it. 41 00:01:55,894 --> 00:01:59,230 You got to be judicious of where and how you spend it. 42 00:01:59,231 --> 00:02:02,442 - I know. - Well, at least tell me where it is. 43 00:02:02,443 --> 00:02:04,569 (sighs) No. 44 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:07,113 - No? - No. That's my "God forbid" money. 45 00:02:07,114 --> 00:02:10,199 - God forbid what? - God forbid something should happen to you. 46 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:11,659 Nothing's gonna happen to me. And by the way, 47 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,202 what if something happens to you? 48 00:02:13,203 --> 00:02:14,746 Danny, if something's happening, 49 00:02:14,747 --> 00:02:16,914 it's happening to you, and more important, 50 00:02:16,915 --> 00:02:18,624 if you don't know where it is, you can't squeal. 51 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:20,209 Squeal? Why would I squeal? 52 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,919 Maybe you're being tortured. 53 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,963 You've contemplated me being tortured? 54 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:25,924 All the time. 55 00:02:26,675 --> 00:02:28,260 I love you. 56 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:33,014 What? 57 00:02:33,015 --> 00:02:34,515 (shears clipping) 58 00:02:34,516 --> 00:02:36,643 NATHAN: Howdy, neighbor. 59 00:02:38,103 --> 00:02:39,312 Hey. 60 00:02:39,313 --> 00:02:42,023 Let me guess: Sandra's mom. 61 00:02:42,024 --> 00:02:43,566 Good for you. 62 00:02:43,567 --> 00:02:46,277 Well, two beautiful women, there's a definite resemblance. 63 00:02:46,278 --> 00:02:47,862 Thank you. 64 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,406 The checkout girl at Costco thought we were sisters. 65 00:02:50,407 --> 00:02:52,367 I believe it. 66 00:02:52,368 --> 00:02:54,452 - I'm Nathan. - Wendy. 67 00:02:54,453 --> 00:02:57,789 Well, Wendy, you have a lovely day. 68 00:02:57,790 --> 00:03:00,124 I was about to make myself a Bloody Mary. 69 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,292 Oh? 70 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:02,627 I hate to drink alone. 71 00:03:02,628 --> 00:03:05,254 I'll do it, but I don't like it. 72 00:03:05,255 --> 00:03:06,548 Be right over. 73 00:03:07,966 --> 00:03:10,594 ♪ ♪ 74 00:03:14,181 --> 00:03:15,973 Why don't you throw that money in the back? 75 00:03:15,974 --> 00:03:18,852 I like holding it. It comforts me. 76 00:03:19,687 --> 00:03:20,812 Do you mind if I, uh... 77 00:03:20,813 --> 00:03:23,439 Oh. Blood sugar in the dumper? 78 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,650 What, do we need to pull over and get you an Egg McMuffin? 79 00:03:25,651 --> 00:03:27,318 - I'm sorry. - What's going on? 80 00:03:27,319 --> 00:03:29,988 I'm paying $25,000 a month to live in a mansion, 81 00:03:29,989 --> 00:03:31,531 and Grandma's more miserable than she was 82 00:03:31,532 --> 00:03:32,824 when we were in Boyle Heights. 83 00:03:32,825 --> 00:03:34,283 Oh, Frank still struggling? 84 00:03:34,284 --> 00:03:35,994 Frank shits himself at the dinner table. 85 00:03:35,995 --> 00:03:38,496 - Oh, God. - He's okay with it. 86 00:03:38,497 --> 00:03:39,956 He thinks it's funny. 87 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:41,666 There's no dignity in getting old. 88 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:43,418 That's why I want the widow-maker. 89 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,337 All four ventricles explode during Monday Night Football. 90 00:03:46,338 --> 00:03:48,840 Boom, done, "Hello, Jesus." 91 00:03:48,841 --> 00:03:51,134 Yeah, no, I imagine going in my sleep, 92 00:03:51,135 --> 00:03:53,136 surrounded by loved ones. 93 00:03:53,137 --> 00:03:54,762 And to be honest with you, today, 94 00:03:54,763 --> 00:03:56,305 my loved ones can go fuck themselves. 95 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:57,974 Sounds like the second honeymoon's over. 96 00:03:57,975 --> 00:04:00,143 - I blame you. - Huh? 97 00:04:00,144 --> 00:04:03,021 You know, you said, "Oh, if you love her, go get her." 98 00:04:03,022 --> 00:04:04,313 Asshole. 99 00:04:04,314 --> 00:04:06,107 By the way, we're a half a million dollars light 100 00:04:06,108 --> 00:04:07,275 on our Super Bowl money. 101 00:04:07,276 --> 00:04:09,027 What? Why? 102 00:04:09,028 --> 00:04:11,362 It's not gone, it exists. It's just not in the fucking bag. 103 00:04:11,363 --> 00:04:13,865 - Yeah, keep talking. - It was part of the separation agreement with Sandra. 104 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:16,242 So you have a falling-out with your wife, 105 00:04:16,243 --> 00:04:18,119 and it costs me a half a million dollars? 106 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,871 Oh, don't freak out. It's coming out of my end. 107 00:04:19,872 --> 00:04:21,372 You bet your ass it is. 108 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:23,666 Well, as long as we're talking about accounting, 109 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:26,544 I donated $10,000 to the Aryan Nation. 110 00:04:26,545 --> 00:04:28,671 Again, it's coming out of my end. 111 00:04:28,672 --> 00:04:30,131 The Aryan Nation? 112 00:04:30,132 --> 00:04:32,467 If you'd been there, you wouldn't hate me. 113 00:04:32,468 --> 00:04:34,177 All right. 114 00:04:34,178 --> 00:04:36,012 Oh, and, uh... 115 00:04:36,013 --> 00:04:38,014 I gave $1,200 to a tow truck driver 116 00:04:38,015 --> 00:04:41,225 with a cancer kazoo and a hook for a hand. 117 00:04:41,226 --> 00:04:42,685 (laughs) 118 00:04:42,686 --> 00:04:45,689 Funny story, he, uh... 119 00:04:46,482 --> 00:04:48,942 Maybe for another time. 120 00:04:50,361 --> 00:04:52,612 HECTOR: All this time, you didn't think to consult with me? 121 00:04:52,613 --> 00:04:54,030 Why do I need to consult with you? 122 00:04:54,031 --> 00:04:55,907 Uh, 'cause we're partners? 123 00:04:55,908 --> 00:04:57,659 I'm the face of this business. 124 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,744 I'm the licensed psychedelic therapist. 125 00:04:59,745 --> 00:05:01,663 You're nothing. We made that up. 126 00:05:01,664 --> 00:05:04,165 It's like saying I'm Thor, god of thunder. 127 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,959 - Don't be a nerd. - (lock clicks) 128 00:05:08,504 --> 00:05:10,255 Voilà. 129 00:05:11,048 --> 00:05:12,465 - Jesus. - Yeah. 130 00:05:12,466 --> 00:05:13,925 I got, like, eight other units just like it. 131 00:05:13,926 --> 00:05:15,843 Enough psilocybin to turn on 132 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:18,805 every man, woman and labradoodle in Orange County. 133 00:05:18,806 --> 00:05:20,014 How do you know it's safe? 134 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,474 Walt Disney owns the building. 135 00:05:21,475 --> 00:05:23,226 Okay. And what's his cut? 136 00:05:23,227 --> 00:05:25,228 Well, first off, you got to remember, 137 00:05:25,229 --> 00:05:27,730 50% of something is better than 100% of nothing. 138 00:05:27,731 --> 00:05:29,607 So he's a full partner? 139 00:05:29,608 --> 00:05:31,317 Well, he's our connection to Newport Beach, 140 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:32,819 Huntington Beach, Anaheim. 141 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:34,362 You know, the parts of California 142 00:05:34,363 --> 00:05:35,780 that wish they were Texas. 143 00:05:35,781 --> 00:05:37,281 What about your brother? 144 00:05:37,282 --> 00:05:39,283 What about him? This is out of his jurisdiction. 145 00:05:39,284 --> 00:05:41,744 All right, so when do I meet Mr. Disney? 146 00:05:41,745 --> 00:05:43,204 Why do you need to meet him? 147 00:05:43,205 --> 00:05:45,123 Oh, I don't know, 'cause he's my new partner? 148 00:05:45,124 --> 00:05:46,916 I'll handle Walt. 149 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:49,043 - Nice. Nice. - What? 150 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,586 You think I don't see what's happening? 151 00:05:50,587 --> 00:05:51,754 You're pushing me out! 152 00:05:51,755 --> 00:05:53,882 No one's pushing you out! 153 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:56,968 Need I remind you that without me, 154 00:05:56,969 --> 00:05:58,636 you'd still be selling this shit to biker gangs 155 00:05:58,637 --> 00:06:01,139 and hiding in dumpsters. I made you. 156 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:03,808 Hell, I'm the one who said you should wear a hat. 157 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:05,978 I'm not talking to you till you calm down. 158 00:06:07,229 --> 00:06:08,354 Where you going? 159 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:10,356 - I'm leaving. - How you gonna do that? 160 00:06:10,357 --> 00:06:11,649 We took my car. 161 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:14,610 Oh. Well, let's go. 162 00:06:14,611 --> 00:06:16,030 Okay. 163 00:06:17,865 --> 00:06:19,490 ♪ Yeah, I got that packed up ♪ 164 00:06:19,491 --> 00:06:21,159 ♪ Like a lunch, it's a problem... ♪ 165 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,952 (phone buzzing) 166 00:06:22,953 --> 00:06:24,954 DANNY: Costa Rica? 167 00:06:24,955 --> 00:06:26,497 ♪ I ain't giving up... ♪ 168 00:06:26,498 --> 00:06:27,874 Hello? 169 00:06:27,875 --> 00:06:28,958 NICK (over phone): Danny Colavito. 170 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:30,335 Nick Quatrani here. 171 00:06:30,336 --> 00:06:31,669 Okay, Nick. Where's here? 172 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,629 The lovely sun-drenched township 173 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:35,465 of Tamarindo, Costa Rica. 174 00:06:35,466 --> 00:06:37,008 How'd you get this number? 175 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:38,676 The same way I know you're driving east 176 00:06:38,677 --> 00:06:40,094 on Wilshire Boulevard. 177 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:42,180 What can we do for you, Nick? 178 00:06:42,181 --> 00:06:44,182 It's what I could do for you guys. 179 00:06:44,183 --> 00:06:46,059 I'm head of affiliate outreach at Omni Bets, 180 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:48,895 the premier sports book in Central America, 181 00:06:48,896 --> 00:06:51,022 and that's including Panama, Nicaragua, 182 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:53,399 - and, any minute now, Honduras. - What? 183 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,651 - You still there? - We're listening. 184 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:58,196 We are big fans of what you built in Los Angeles 185 00:06:58,197 --> 00:07:00,490 and want you to become part of the Omni affiliate family. 186 00:07:00,491 --> 00:07:02,033 How do you know what we built? 187 00:07:02,034 --> 00:07:03,743 The same way I know your rear right tire 188 00:07:03,744 --> 00:07:05,120 needs a little air. 189 00:07:06,622 --> 00:07:09,207 That's, uh, that's very kind of you, Nick, 190 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:11,459 but, uh, we're happy working for ourselves right now. 191 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:13,753 But if anything changes, we'll give you a call. 192 00:07:13,754 --> 00:07:15,213 Okay. When the time is right, 193 00:07:15,214 --> 00:07:16,964 I'd love to fly you guys down here, 194 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:19,175 wine and dine you, show you the third world 195 00:07:19,176 --> 00:07:21,135 is really the first world when it comes to steaks, 196 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,012 lobster tails, and blow jobs. 197 00:07:23,013 --> 00:07:24,389 Oh, that's the trifecta. 198 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,349 All right, well, you got my number. 199 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:27,433 Hit me back, boys. 200 00:07:27,434 --> 00:07:29,310 How'd he hack my car? 201 00:07:29,311 --> 00:07:30,561 You're asking me? 202 00:07:30,562 --> 00:07:31,729 I need my 12-year-old 203 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,272 to turn on the fucking TV. 204 00:07:33,273 --> 00:07:34,982 (grunts) 205 00:07:34,983 --> 00:07:36,609 - (chuckles) - That is crazy. 206 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:38,236 I wanted to join the Peace Corps. 207 00:07:38,237 --> 00:07:40,446 Yeah, right? Bringing clean water 208 00:07:40,447 --> 00:07:44,283 to a small village with huts and whatnot? 209 00:07:44,284 --> 00:07:46,160 - Make a difference. - Yeah. You see, 210 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,663 - that was our generation, right? - Mm-hmm. 211 00:07:48,664 --> 00:07:50,164 Hey, now do me, okay? 212 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:53,001 - WENDY: Mm, mm-hmm. - NATHAN: Okay. All right. 213 00:07:53,002 --> 00:07:55,420 - Coming at you, kemosabe. - All right, I'm fair-skinned, 214 00:07:55,421 --> 00:07:56,879 so rub it in good. 215 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,008 - Hey, guys. - WENDY: Oh, hi. You know Nathan? 216 00:08:00,009 --> 00:08:02,301 - I do. Hey, Nathan. - Hi, Sandra. 217 00:08:02,302 --> 00:08:04,429 - Hi. How's Helen? - NATHAN: Oh, she's good. 218 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:05,930 She's a real plow horse. 219 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:08,099 That's Nathan's wife. 220 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,143 She works downtown. She's gone when I get up. 221 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:11,602 But she does come home. 222 00:08:11,603 --> 00:08:13,062 I guess. 223 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:15,606 WENDY: What's this scar? I bet that's got a story. 224 00:08:15,607 --> 00:08:19,153 Oh, just get your shingles vaccine, that's all I'm saying. 225 00:08:20,112 --> 00:08:22,780 Okay, well, I got to open the shop, 226 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:23,948 so I'll talk to you later. 227 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:25,366 Thanks for stopping by, Nathan. 228 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:26,451 Hi to Danny. 229 00:08:26,452 --> 00:08:27,785 Okay. 230 00:08:27,786 --> 00:08:29,620 ♪ Will never be the same... ♪ 231 00:08:29,621 --> 00:08:31,122 - There you go. - Cheers. 232 00:08:31,123 --> 00:08:32,665 Mmm, you make a good one. 233 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,501 - Mmm. - (both laugh) 234 00:08:35,669 --> 00:08:37,171 Thank you, Greg... 235 00:08:38,297 --> 00:08:39,631 ...gory. 236 00:08:42,051 --> 00:08:43,801 GREGORY: While I've got you here, 237 00:08:43,802 --> 00:08:46,637 I should take this opportunity to say it's been a pleasure 238 00:08:46,638 --> 00:08:49,182 working with you, and I wish you continued success. 239 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,017 - You quitting? - GREGORY: I've been let go. 240 00:08:51,018 --> 00:08:53,811 After 28 years, summarily dismissed. 241 00:08:53,812 --> 00:08:55,104 HR finally catch up with you? 242 00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:56,564 - A.I. - DANNY: What? 243 00:08:56,565 --> 00:08:58,524 They can't replace you with a logarithm. 244 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:02,153 Algorithm. And tell that to the bank's new Korean overlords. 245 00:09:02,154 --> 00:09:05,657 Oh... Damn, man. We're gonna miss you. 246 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,784 Well, uh, perhaps there's a way 247 00:09:07,785 --> 00:09:09,869 we could maintain our relationship. 248 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:11,329 Sure, sure, we can grab a lunch. 249 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:14,666 Uh, no. I'm talking about a business relationship. 250 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:16,668 What kind of business? 251 00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:18,002 Cards on the table? 252 00:09:18,003 --> 00:09:19,837 That's where most cards wind up. 253 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:21,214 I know what you do, and I believe 254 00:09:21,215 --> 00:09:22,799 I could be of immense help. 255 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,009 What do you think we do? 256 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:26,844 Cowboys plus three, overs and unders, 257 00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:29,431 lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my. 258 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:35,103 As I'm sure you know, cash kept in a safety deposit box 259 00:09:35,104 --> 00:09:36,521 shrinks over time. 260 00:09:36,522 --> 00:09:37,690 Pass the honey? 261 00:09:38,691 --> 00:09:39,732 Thank you. 262 00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:41,859 In 1970, in this very diner, 263 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,696 a Denver omelet cost $1.75. 264 00:09:44,697 --> 00:09:46,406 Now it costs $16, 265 00:09:46,407 --> 00:09:49,117 and that doesn't include the dysentery. (laughs oddly) 266 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,952 We get inflation. What's your pitch? 267 00:09:50,953 --> 00:09:52,704 Let me invest your hard-earned dollars 268 00:09:52,705 --> 00:09:53,788 in money market accounts, 269 00:09:53,789 --> 00:09:55,289 munis, savings accounts 270 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:58,876 in increments so small the IRS remains unaware. 271 00:09:58,877 --> 00:10:00,336 That's a lot of accounts. 272 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:02,171 Hundreds. That's why you need someone like me 273 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,173 - to manage the portfolio. - And what's your cut? 274 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,551 That's a good question. What do you think is fair? 275 00:10:06,552 --> 00:10:08,636 - Oh... - I hate when people do this. 276 00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:09,637 You go first. 277 00:10:09,638 --> 00:10:11,015 20% of the proceeds. 278 00:10:11,849 --> 00:10:12,890 - Give us a minute. - Certainly. 279 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:15,018 I had my eye on a cruller. 280 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:17,229 Pastries are my weakness. 281 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:22,567 - I would've said Boy Scouts. - What you think? 282 00:10:22,568 --> 00:10:24,902 DANNY: I don't know. It's weird. I wouldn't trust this guy 283 00:10:24,903 --> 00:10:27,780 around a preschool, yet somehow I trust him with our money. 284 00:10:27,781 --> 00:10:30,575 Yeah, me, too. If there's a hustle here, I don't see it. 285 00:10:30,576 --> 00:10:32,160 DANNY: And I'm tired of playing hide-and-go-seek 286 00:10:32,161 --> 00:10:33,911 - with all this cash. - Not to mention 287 00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:35,747 it wouldn't be available every time you piss off your wife. 288 00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:37,081 Yeah, I didn't enjoy that. 289 00:10:37,082 --> 00:10:38,583 All right, let's give it a shot. 290 00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:41,419 - Test run? A million? - Sounds right. 291 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,962 Oh, Gregory. 292 00:10:42,963 --> 00:10:46,382 - Have we arrived at a decision? - We have. 293 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:48,635 Well start with $1 million, see how it goes. 294 00:10:49,553 --> 00:10:51,096 Lovely. 295 00:10:52,514 --> 00:10:53,557 (Gregory groans) 296 00:10:54,558 --> 00:10:55,350 (bottle spurts) 297 00:10:55,351 --> 00:10:56,934 (bottle cap snaps shut) 298 00:10:56,935 --> 00:10:58,353 N-Nothing personal. 299 00:10:58,354 --> 00:11:00,897 I have a compromised immune system. 300 00:11:00,898 --> 00:11:03,275 (laughs oddly) 301 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,623 (clears throat) 302 00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:28,217 (drawer slides open) 303 00:11:31,387 --> 00:11:34,098 - (drawer slides closed) - (sighs) 304 00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,604 - Hey. - Oh. Hey. 305 00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:42,647 What the fuck are you doing here? 306 00:11:42,648 --> 00:11:44,732 Oh, I-I, uh, I was just 307 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,192 visiting your mother-in-law. 308 00:11:46,193 --> 00:11:49,029 - At midnight? - Is it that late? Really? 309 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:51,448 Oh, God. 310 00:11:53,617 --> 00:11:57,079 - Please don't tell me... - What? That my heart is singing? 311 00:11:57,871 --> 00:11:59,372 Nate, come on, 312 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:00,790 you're putting Sandra and I 313 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,166 in a very awkward position. 314 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,168 Look, I'm sorry, but you got to understand, 315 00:12:04,169 --> 00:12:07,296 my wife hasn't touched me in, like, two years. 316 00:12:07,297 --> 00:12:10,008 - (scoffs) - And I didn't even care 317 00:12:10,009 --> 00:12:12,719 - until Wendy came along. - (laughs) 318 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,221 She opened up something inside me 319 00:12:15,222 --> 00:12:18,266 - that I never knew existed. - (groans) 320 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:21,019 So, can I trust you to keep this under wraps? 321 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,062 You know, at least until Wendy and I 322 00:12:23,063 --> 00:12:24,313 decide what our next move is. 323 00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:26,858 - Next move? What? - Hey. 324 00:12:26,859 --> 00:12:29,152 This is not a one-night stand. 325 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:31,446 This is my last shot at happiness. 326 00:12:31,447 --> 00:12:33,114 - (groans) - So, we're good? 327 00:12:33,115 --> 00:12:34,907 What choice do I have? 328 00:12:34,908 --> 00:12:36,284 Thank you. 329 00:12:36,285 --> 00:12:38,077 - Oh, thank you. - (groans) 330 00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:39,704 Oh, and I love what you've done 331 00:12:39,705 --> 00:12:41,622 with the vines along the side wall there. 332 00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,792 - It's like Tuscany. - Go away. 333 00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,547 (door opens) 334 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,677 - Are you aware... - Yes. 335 00:12:54,678 --> 00:12:56,721 Well, what are you gonna do about it? 336 00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:59,307 What can I do? They're two consenting adults. 337 00:12:59,308 --> 00:13:01,184 They're two consenting assholes, that's what they are. 338 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:03,311 Your mother brought her trailer park rules 339 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:04,729 to our quiet little cul-de-sac. 340 00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,731 It's not technically a cul-de-sac. There's... 341 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,566 Focus on the fucking. 342 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,068 I'll talk to her. 343 00:13:10,069 --> 00:13:11,819 Thank you. 344 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,029 Oh, and by the way, 345 00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,489 this stupid potato head thinks 346 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:15,865 he's gonna start a new life with your mother. 347 00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:17,575 - Oh... - No "oh." 348 00:13:17,576 --> 00:13:20,161 Helen and Nate have been married for 30 years. 349 00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:21,746 We went to their anniversary party at Outback. 350 00:13:21,747 --> 00:13:23,247 I don't know what to tell you, Danny. 351 00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:25,249 People change, people grow. 352 00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,210 Well, nobody's changing or growing in this house. 353 00:13:27,211 --> 00:13:28,545 Thank you. 354 00:13:29,922 --> 00:13:31,464 - (door closes) - (sighs) 355 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,424 We gotta talk about my partner. 356 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:35,426 Okay, what about him? 357 00:13:35,427 --> 00:13:37,804 High-end psychedelic therapy was his idea. 358 00:13:37,805 --> 00:13:39,555 So did you sign any paperwork with him? 359 00:13:39,556 --> 00:13:42,016 Nah, it was hippie handshake. 360 00:13:42,017 --> 00:13:43,476 Oh, great. Then we can fuck him. 361 00:13:43,477 --> 00:13:45,228 I don't want to fuck him. 362 00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:46,814 Well, then, so... why isn't he here? 363 00:13:49,024 --> 00:13:52,902 Uh-huh. So we're agreed. We're gonna fuck him. 364 00:13:52,903 --> 00:13:55,321 Oh, hey, try these shrimp. 365 00:13:55,322 --> 00:13:56,948 They're free range. 366 00:13:56,949 --> 00:14:00,159 Yeah, that's a nice, big fatty right there. 367 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,163 I have it flown in daily from Edmonton. 368 00:14:03,914 --> 00:14:06,166 (hip-hop music playing) 369 00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,252 (engine shuts off) 370 00:14:09,378 --> 00:14:10,753 Still feel good about this? 371 00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:13,506 Yeah, why? You having second thoughts? 372 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,800 Hundred bank accounts up and down the state, 373 00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:18,428 it's so boring it's got to be legit. 374 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:20,138 Then why'd you ask me if I still feel good about it? 375 00:14:20,139 --> 00:14:22,266 'Cause I cherish your opinion, Ray. 376 00:14:23,017 --> 00:14:25,601 If that's not the house of a guy who lives with his mother, 377 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,938 I'm out of the human being business. 378 00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:36,321 Welcome. 379 00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:38,156 - Hey. - Sweet crib. 380 00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:40,451 Thank you. Come on in. 381 00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:43,454 (respirator hissing) 382 00:14:44,997 --> 00:14:47,165 (door closes) 383 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,334 This is my mother, Britta. 384 00:14:49,335 --> 00:14:51,919 Mom, this is Danny, Ray. 385 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,421 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 386 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,757 I'll be back to turn you later. 387 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:57,259 Kitchen? 388 00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:01,054 Lookin' good. 389 00:15:01,055 --> 00:15:03,015 Have a seat. 390 00:15:05,642 --> 00:15:07,518 I took the liberty of outlining 391 00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:10,438 where all your investments are being placed. 392 00:15:10,439 --> 00:15:13,107 As you can see, we are dispersing your money 393 00:15:13,108 --> 00:15:14,650 among 30 Bank of Americas, 394 00:15:14,651 --> 00:15:17,570 35 Citibanks and 35 Wells Fargos. 395 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,155 Whose names are on these accounts? 396 00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:21,449 Excellent question. I set up a shell corporation 397 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:24,035 of which we are both signatories and equal shareholders. 398 00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:25,244 Which means? 399 00:15:25,245 --> 00:15:26,454 Only you can access these funds. 400 00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:29,249 Any other questions? 401 00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:31,709 We have another half a million in the car. 402 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,044 Why don't we throw that in? 403 00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:34,379 Oh, my. 404 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,381 That means I need to find 50 more banks. 405 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:38,842 - Is that a problem? - I will make it work. 406 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:43,054 Let me go get the other bag and we'll get out of your hair. 407 00:15:43,055 --> 00:15:44,722 Yeah, sorry about your mom. 408 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,892 I got a similar medical situation going on in my house. 409 00:15:47,893 --> 00:15:51,897 My greatest regret is taking her to the opera during COVID. 410 00:15:54,733 --> 00:15:56,067 Come here. 411 00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:58,236 Anything goes sideways, we know where you live. 412 00:15:58,237 --> 00:15:59,612 I understand. 413 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,907 Or as your people might say, "capisce." 414 00:16:07,371 --> 00:16:09,957 (indistinct dialogue from TV) 415 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:12,876 (pounding at door) 416 00:16:13,961 --> 00:16:15,920 Fuck. 417 00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:17,381 (pounding) 418 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:19,298 Where is that cunt? 419 00:16:19,299 --> 00:16:20,800 DANNY: Hey, Helen. 420 00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:22,427 - HELEN: Where is she? - SANDRA: What's going on? 421 00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:25,471 Your fucking mother is what's going on. 422 00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:26,932 Ugh, hang on. 423 00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:29,893 - (sighs) - I love your jacket. 424 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:32,103 Where is she? 425 00:16:32,104 --> 00:16:34,857 She ran out back and took my bike. 426 00:16:39,486 --> 00:16:40,779 (engine shuts off) 427 00:16:45,659 --> 00:16:47,911 (dance music playing faintly) 428 00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,464 (approaching footsteps) 429 00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:03,384 What? 430 00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:04,802 Jesus. 431 00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:07,472 - What?! - We need to talk. 432 00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:09,557 - Who are you? - I'm Hector. 433 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:12,101 I'm gonna need a little bit more. 434 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:13,479 Your partner? 435 00:17:14,313 --> 00:17:16,022 (gasps) Oh. 436 00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:18,983 All right, all right, yeah, come on in. 437 00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:21,153 Uh... 438 00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:24,405 There's, uh, deep dish pizza in the kitchen, 439 00:17:24,406 --> 00:17:25,990 help yourself. 440 00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:28,701 I just got to get these rosary beads out of my ass 441 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,954 and then we'll, uh, talk turkey. 442 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,168 Did you hear from your mother? 443 00:17:37,169 --> 00:17:39,337 - You mean the cunt? - Hey. 444 00:17:39,338 --> 00:17:42,508 That is not a word for you. And no. 445 00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:48,471 (gunfire) 446 00:17:48,472 --> 00:17:49,889 Is that a car backfiring? 447 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,974 Seriously? What, did Mr. Magoo just drive by? 448 00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:54,519 - Why don't you go look? - Why don't you go look? 449 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,770 Because I'm not the man of the house. 450 00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:57,271 (grumbles) We're all equal 451 00:17:57,272 --> 00:17:58,481 until there's gunplay. 452 00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,025 Wh... (sighs) 453 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:14,790 (dog barks in distance) 454 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,543 (doorbell rings) 455 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,463 Hi, Danny. 456 00:18:22,464 --> 00:18:24,007 Hey, Helen. 457 00:18:24,008 --> 00:18:25,383 What you got there? 458 00:18:25,384 --> 00:18:27,218 ...38 Special. 459 00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:28,720 Nathan bought it during that spate 460 00:18:28,721 --> 00:18:30,805 of burglaries in the neighborhood. 461 00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:32,141 Smart. 462 00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:35,268 Uh, speaking of Nathan, is he, uh... 463 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:36,895 Dead? Oh, yes. 464 00:18:38,313 --> 00:18:40,024 Okay... 465 00:18:41,692 --> 00:18:43,068 Can you put that down? 466 00:18:44,069 --> 00:18:46,447 I don't need it anymore. 467 00:18:48,115 --> 00:18:50,867 Sorry about the scene I made at your place. 468 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,329 Oh, it's okay. You were upset. 469 00:18:54,204 --> 00:18:56,456 - Mind if I call the police? - I already did! 470 00:18:56,457 --> 00:18:58,959 Oh, terrific, all right, um... 471 00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:02,546 I'll leave you to it. 472 00:19:06,467 --> 00:19:07,425 (exhales) 473 00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:08,426 (gunshot) 474 00:19:08,427 --> 00:19:10,804 Fuck. Fuck! 475 00:19:12,431 --> 00:19:14,683 (Carl humming "Pomp and Circumstance") 476 00:19:17,061 --> 00:19:19,104 (humming) 477 00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:21,647 (Helen screams) 478 00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:25,026 No! Oh, my God! 479 00:19:25,027 --> 00:19:27,195 - The fuck? - Oh, my God, Nathan! 480 00:19:27,196 --> 00:19:29,155 Nathan! Oh, my God! 481 00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:30,658 That's the wife. 482 00:19:31,617 --> 00:19:33,159 Nathan! 483 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,285 There you go. 484 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,662 Of course they sent you. 485 00:19:35,663 --> 00:19:38,623 You prick. What are you doing here? 486 00:19:38,624 --> 00:19:40,166 I live next door. 487 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:42,543 Oh, yeah, the dead Russians. 488 00:19:42,544 --> 00:19:43,961 Hey, who's the broad? 489 00:19:43,962 --> 00:19:46,631 - Eh, my fuckin' mother-in-law. - Oh, boy. 490 00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:48,466 You like this neighborhood? 491 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,635 Eh, up until recently. 492 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,929 The wife and I are looking to buy in the Valley. 493 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,515 I bet we'd get a good deal on a murder-suicide house. 494 00:19:55,516 --> 00:19:57,225 Yeah, too soon for jokes, Carl. 495 00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:58,476 Hey, who's joking? 496 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:00,144 We could be neighbors. 497 00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:01,354 The bookie and the cop? 498 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:04,066 We could pitch it as a sitcom. 499 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:07,027 What? It writes itself. 500 00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:10,030 (plane engine whirring) 501 00:20:15,995 --> 00:20:17,495 FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Welcome aboard. 502 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,497 - Champagne? - Thank you. 503 00:20:19,498 --> 00:20:21,165 May I stow your bag for you? 504 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,543 No. 505 00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:30,676 (laughs oddly) 506 00:20:33,012 --> 00:20:35,055 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:40,811 --> 00:20:42,604 ♪ Yeah ♪ 508 00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:51,155 ♪ Yeah ♪ 509 00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:06,377 ♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪ 510 00:21:06,378 --> 00:21:08,129 ♪ Yeah ♪ 511 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:18,682 ♪ Hey, hey, lada dada I'll see you tomorrow. ♪